It was a sunny fall day when I crossed the mountain and drove down into the valley the Cherokee called, “Chicka-na-coochee-etta-swan-wah-wah-tee-tee,” which means, “town.” Booger was in jail on charges of performing an unsolicited pedicure on Elmeretta Toot, the school superintendent, who was passed out in his bar at the time.
When I entered the jail, t…