I drove to town to run some errands and stopped off at Booger’s Bar & Pedicure Parlor on the way back. The pedicure chair was covered with dust, as usual. Nobody would let Booger give them a pedicure, not even for free. I pulled up a stool next to Twitchy Bordello.
Twitchy is always there. It seems a beer or twenty keeps his twitch down. One time I …